Fictional Characters Fighting

I often find myself debating various hypothetical scenarios that would never actually happen, in reality or fiction. I do this to amuse myself most of the time, but sometimes I'll argue these situations with strangers just to get a reaction. Once in a blue moon, I'll find that I've chosen exactly the wrong person to debate who would win in a fight between Jesus and Godzilla. Not the religious like you'd expect, but mostly that people seem to agree that Jesus nor Godzilla would ever have a reason to fight in the first place. Or more often than not, they argue that Jesus would never fight a fictional character and somehow they fail to see the irony in that whole situation at all. That is why I like having these bullshit conversations with people. In lightens my day, and usually I'll get a laugh out of someone once I give them my answer.